Hours and Hours

Now, why the italics on the I?

This was the line up of the evening.

1. Some horribly generic punk band. (we were supposed to open by the way...)
2. Us (Jack Mystery)
3. Another absolutely atrocious punk band.
4. A good punk band (if you even remotely like punk. the singer is actually pretty good).

First off, we were told that we would be opening with a total of three bands INCLUDING us. Fine whatever, i dont mind playing second.

We got setup on-stage and all that mess. and let me tell ya this. When we first got to the club and went in, i could tell right from the first glance around the room that the current crowd would either hate us or think "eh.. they are alright". New age punks are no punks at all! Im not sure half of them knew what the word Anarchy means. You know, the punk motto?! Fine, whatever...

It has been almost a year since we last played. And the announcer over the PA said that. Which leads me to the most honest response to my music i have ever had.

Right before the last song.

Announcer: "Maybe they will come back and play in a year..."

Anonymous Moron: "Make it TWO!"

HAHAHAHA! now that is funny! Seriously...

Down to the dirty details -

The morons that didnt like us (which is fine by me, i would prefer if they did not show up to my shows:). Were actually in the next band after us!

This is a list of complaints that i have compiled that the Moron band had against us.

1. "The bass player isnt good, he thinks he is the shit."
2. "The singer isnt good, but he acts like he is."
3. "The drummer sucks, but he pretends to be good."
4. "The guitar player is flashy and he sucks"

What does that sound like? Hmm... JEALOUSY! oh, yeah.... that is what it was.

Here is a list of my complaints against them.

1. Over all, they were a bad band. Regurgitated dead, no, road kill punk. Not a single original moment to had with these fellows.
2. They were way to goofy on stage. They may as well have worn diapers and played kazoos...


Here is the one good thing they had going.

I HAVE HEARD WORSE! MUCH WORSE!

Do i sound mad? Or upset by any of this? Im not, actually i thought it was really funny. Like anyone i know gives a shit about a bitch ass regurgitated road kill punk band from Austin Tx.

I had fun...

By the way, it sounded like the bands we played with were all playing the same song over and over again. Really, it seriously did!

- jMr.